The sun rises on a free Berlin

-By Giovanni

post grad work

-By Peter

MARCO!

Polo?




-Giovanni

Money Money Money

And finally, on his 27th birthday, the Tina Jackson, of the US Mint called and asked Ben if he'd mind being on the $50 bill, claiming that her great-great-great-great-great-granduncle

had the $20 bill covered,* but that she didn't give a f*** about Grant.

* True Story
-Tina J.

Mt. Rushmore

Ben's return to the states was greeted with cheers, parades, and benefit dinners. No one really knows why.

There, the famed sculptor, Matt Noonan FanPage begged Ben to let him carve a likeness of him into a mountain for all to see. Ben not-so-humbly agreed to decorate 3/4 of the mountainside, claiming "The whole thing would just be overkill."
-Tina

Justice!

Furious about losing his Lady-Love (and his right index finger) to an intergalactic oddball, the Duke, Sir Ryan of Williams, had Ben tried for war crimes and immediately deported back to America.
-Tina

Medieval Times

Having now discovered the secret of a lifetime, Ben decided to try his luck with the ladies. Much to her dismay, he fell immediately in love with the beautiful Gabrielle Sinclair, who was unfortunately engaged to a rich Irish Duke.

Seeing that the only way to win her heart would be in brutal hand-to-hand combat, a battle ensued for her hand in marriage.
-Tina